Tuesday, February 21, 2006
inspired by our 'dear' captain Eun who proudly declared that she just updated the blog, i decided that i should follow her well set example and blah blah blah.
OATLEY: oat drink. fantastic. ever ate cereal? it's like plain cereal ground up so so fine, and you drink it. the 'milk' floats around your stomach, doesn't sink down your gullet and is just AMAZINGLY LIGHT. water makes you feel full, but Oatley makes you feel..satisfied. :D mostly purified water with about 10% oats.
SOY DREAM: don't drink any other brand of soya milk except this one. i am rendered speechless just by thinking about it. lighter than air, sweeter than water.... drink when chilled and you will feel like you are in heaven. or eat with cereal for that matter.
totally screwed up german interview. was doing fine till i reached the woman german speaker. i was like..ich verstehe du nicht
THREE TIMES (i don't understand you)before that was doing honestly fine. goodbye immersion programme. one really memorable question asked: can you sing and dance well? haha.
haven't gotten back my book yet. DESPERATION~ god. it's . .gruesome. gah. pyscho cop. deserted mining town. tons of corpses and BRUTALLY murdered people. coyote agents,KAMIKAZAE vultures, HOUSES of RATTLESNAKES, rows of spiders, armies of scorpions, herald of canines, a wolf general, rats the size of cats, and
that horrible horrible strucuture of a coyote with wild popping eyes, head turned in rage, tongue of serpent, power of Satan. violence, lust, violence, sex MURDER the corpses were hung up like CUTS OF MEAT on HOOKS. and some of them were gutted..some had eyes gorged out. makes one fantastic book. started with a cat nailed to a speeding limit sign. talk about EYE CATCHING.
lalala. crapped enough. gtg and watch CSI:miami AND try to study? hmm
realized i haven't actually done homework for about 2 weeks or so? hahahhaa
9:33 PM;
Jocelyn ♥
Suan Lake
Welcome to Suan Lake
Not that song hear in Potter’s sake
Tchaikovsky’s opus 20
But the place where insults aplenty
No Odette or Odile
Just fictitious and idle
A game of play
Where intelligence neigh
Perhaps it aids the heart a’ pumping
Stimulation over nothing
Much to note
It is a heavy tote
For brain cells corroded
Like fats marauded
Swanning is not a fall
From the game of softball
You have to be Calm
Cool
Confident
Clever
Coach (I have no idea why this is here but its WRITTEN IN
THE SOFTBALL MANTRA)
Never be angry
And it will be a hobby
For if you get pissed
Nobody’s gonna take that risk
Of being SuANNED without reaction
No law of reflection
Will ever make amendments
Extent of such humiliation BY EUNICE
haha, okay this is really quite random but i was inspired to write this for fun! heard swan lake and jocelyn CHUA SZE LING and i were chatting abt how suanning is fun and how we suan ppl all the time and how i came up with lame suans and how monkey was so smart and how chu was good at retaliating suans and how tianyu was bad at replying to suans but how smart she was during choral night , giving us lemons. (above was not included in our chat)
anyway. gave monk, chu, chris a massage today. anyone wants massage ask me. im pro. i have ppl to justify that HORH. ariel and nAOMi HUANG do not appreciate my wonderful massage. Im totally pro because i self massage all the time. haha( ego)
A SHOUT OUT TO MY DARLINGXXXX GRACE!!!!(haha, im such a bhimbo):x
i think its the chicken i ate just. peng you zui kin ho bo-> which means how are my fren in hokkien
what else.. hmmmm. math test!! im proud of myselfxxx ! pb pb pb. pls dont suan me as im doing my best. HORH GRACE.
Due to unforeseen circumstances i hereby officially declare the disowning of my disciple
SUZAN LEE SHU ZHEN( AKUA) 201 ht:111cm, wt 99tonnes
to be carried out with immediate effect. from today she shall be known as SUZAN LEE ( BAKWA) . Reason being she has dishonoured her EASTON GLOVE by washing it MERCILESSLY and performed disastrously in the : AHGUA's ULTIMTE CHAllenge 2005.
thankx got higher chinese tmr confident! bb!...
btw, im eunice
8:58 PM;
Jocelyn ♥
